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BEST ROOMMATE EVER (SMILE)
STOP !! Before you read this, I need you to promise that you'll read my whole post. REASON: You want the best roommate ever (that would be me, smile). But there is something else to my post (about YOU) which you must know, and you can't know this until you read it all ( and don't skip down to the part which says ABOUT YOU, to get around reading all of this, I know how you think, smile). Ladies and Gentlemen, we have ourselves a mystery. And as is the case with all great mysteries, all shall be revealed in the end.
ABOUT ME !!
Senior in perfect health, Straight, Retired African American male, fixed income, don't drink, smoke or do drugs. Quite mostly in room when home. I need a room (in a none smoking home, around 8-1-18 ), with bed, Wi Fi, and tv.
Will also except use of, Rolls Royce, swimming pool, and Lear Jet at the same price if offered ( smile).
ABOUT YOU !!
Inside every business deal, ( or, love affair for that matter, smile) , there may, or may not be a clause called a deal breaker. A deal breaker is that clause in the deal which makes the deal unacceptable to one, or more of the parties. In my post I'm going to announce right up front what that POSSIBLE deal breaker MIGHT be for most people reading my ad. Are you ready ? Here it is. I need you to rent me a room for between $200 and $400 per month ( or, perhaps you're a person who just wants a companion, let's talk).
MY RESPONSE TO YOU !!
The thing that you want is worth a million dollars. On the other hand, if you pay one penny for something that you don't want, you've paid to much.
WHO YOU ARE !!
If YOU cannot, or will not, rent me a room for $200 to $350 per month, you're still wonderful. you and I just cannot make this deal. But you know someone who can make this deal, I want you to GO TELL A FRIEND TO CONTACT ME thank you.
WHO IS THE PERSON I'M LOOKING FOR !!
The person I'm looking for understands that, a good deal is a deal in which ,both parties to the deal are receiving something that they want, and at the same time, no one is being taken advantage of.
The person I'm looking for, doesn't really need any money for the room that they're renting, they were excepting the fair market value for the room rental simply because they could. Since the money is irrelevant to this person, it won't change their life style one way,or the other. I'm asking this person to be magnanimous ( be what? look it up, smile) and rent me their room for $200 to $400 per month.
I HAVE NOW MADE YOU BOTH JUDGE AND JURY, I AWAIT YOUR DECISION. Please contact me today, so that we can discuss this matter, do not wait until the end of the month.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers